I WAS WALKING UP THE STREET IN TOWN AND I HEARD THESE BOYS WHISTLE AND SAY “WOA THAT ASS” I FEEL REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE

demon: i possessed you
me: get the fuck out
demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

shinykonyta:

terreverte:

cake gifs

are you fuckin kiddin me like what kinda people just captions this ‘cake gifs’ and walks away this shit fucking put a spell on me i was unable to look away it was wild start to fucking finish that looks like REAL CAKE it looks like i can reach out and have me some god damn cake. damn son

[Anonymous asked: U r too hot fuuuck. U kill my self esteem every time]

It’s ok I look nothing like that in person, I look dumb as shit lol

me and my husband


Title: The Day We Caught The Train

Artist: Ocean Colour Scene

Played: 11689 times
[Anonymous asked: what about dark and psychedelic like my propeller, dance little liar, pretty visitors, dangerous animals, crying lightning etc. from humbug]

there’s that side too I guess but Yeah I couldn’t name all of them, it’s only for that anon to start off with

Thank u jesus amen

[Anonymous asked: Could you suggest some arctic monkeys songs for me? I've only heard a few of their songs and I'm not sure what songs to listen to next. Thanks!!]

Ok so there are two different sides, you have the rock n roll side then you have the sentimental side

for that i wanna take hardcore drugs and wear leather to this shit feel:

1. I want it all
2. Brick by brick
3. Stop the world I wanna get off with you
4. Arabella
5. R u mine?
6. Don’t sit down cause I’ve moved your chair
7. Still take you home
9. Do I wanna know?
10. Snap out of it
11. Library pictures

And then that cute n also sad lovey dovey feel you wanna dance to at 3am:

1. She’s thunderstorms
2. No.1 party anthem
3. Mardy bum
4. Riot van
5. When the sun goes down
6. Baby I’m yours
7. Feels like we only go backwards (tame impala cover)
8. The bakery
9. Piledriver waltz
10. Love is laserquest
11. No buses

You’ll figure out the rest of the songs

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

when beyonce comes on at the gym.

tonemonotone:

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