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pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

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waitingondhr:

a interesting plot with 6th grade writing

image

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Posted on Friday, April 18 at 19:30
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noOOOO I’m so sorry ugh this sucks :(

Posted on Friday, April 18 at 19:28
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look at him though

Posted on Friday, April 18 at 19:11
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but-whyston:

alex-turrner:

IKR???? when she was having a go at me oh my god she was like ”everybody is getting pissed off because of that thing” EX CUSE ME DONT CALL MY DOG A THING FUCKIGN SO ANGRY

someone should deck her

come here so we can deck her together

Anonymous
what happened with your dog?

Ok this is what happened

I went outside into my garden to bring the washing in, then my fucking neighbour decides to be a lil bitch n stick her head over the fence and yell at me saying ”your dog won’t stop barking, I’m not going to spend my summer listening to that it’s doing my head in, everybody is getting pissed off because of that thing” then there’s me apologising repetitively n getting really upset and panicky, plus I have anxiety as well so getting yelled at by someone didn’t fucking help. I’m scared now bc I don’t know what’s going to happen, we’ve tried everything to make him stop barking and if we don’t do something about it we might end up getting reported to the police AnD ugh??:???/?:?:?: I’m sO MADDDD IVE HAD HIM SINCE HE WAS A PUPPY AND I DONT WANT TO HAVE TO GIVE HIM AWAY LIKE THIS

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IKR???? when she was having a go at me oh my god she was like ”everybody is getting pissed off because of that thing” EX CUSE ME DONT CALL MY DOG A THING FUCKIGN SO ANGRY

Why don't you just... you know... get rid of your neighbours instead?

I’m planning on it

Posted on Friday, April 18 at 18:26
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I KNOW I KNOW they know I love him sososo much how could they ??:?????/? this isn’t fAIR

Posted on Friday, April 18 at 18:24
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THEY’VE COMPLAINED TOO MANY TIMES NOW AND LIKE WE’VE TRIED EVERYTHING TO MAKE HIM STOP BARKING ALL THE TIME, SO OUR ONLY OPTION IS TO GIVE HIM TO SOMEONE ELSE IM GONN A CRY I JUST

WOW I HAVE TO GET RID OF MY DOG BECAUSE MY NEIGHBOURS HAVE COMPLAINED WHAT THE HECK IM SO UPSET IM GONNA FUCKJGN MURDER MY NEIGHBOURS I SWEAR TO GOD HES MY BBY HOw caN YOU EVEN FKSB UGH H HHH

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Posted on Friday, April 18 at 5:45
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joetrohnam:

my mom always lets me mash the potatoes because it helps me deal with my feelings 

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Posted on Friday, April 18 at 5:45
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busy-tobeinlove:

professionalcinnabon:

professionalcinnabon:

woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf

this is literally the best post ever

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